- "A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- "A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake."
- "Actors are cattle."
- "Blondes make the best victims. Theyre like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints."
- "Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds, just something that comes out of the mouths of people whose eyes tell the story in visual terms."
- "Disney has the best casting. If he doesnt like an actor he just tears him up."
- "Drama is life with the dull bits cut out."
- "For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake."
- "Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare."